Do not think for one little second that I did not see your recent hanky-panky GQ photoshoot. Cuz I diD! One of my lank correspondents forwarded it and I HAVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
Tell your marketing team (cuz we all know they created you) that they are taking you down a dark, dusty road and that you shall no longer stand for their "TA-TA's are for errybodyy" montra.
A.K.A Less of THAATTTT
More of THISSSSSSS
The photo in question:
The article: http://www.prefixmag.com/news/lana-del-rey-bares-her-booby-and-more-in-gq-magazi/68752/
Keep those pups on lock or you can just continue on this slippery slope, hang out with ray j, and become famous.
PREACH OPRAH PREACH
Love,
A Llama Who Cares
**CAUTION: Linkage overload but there be no viruses. I SwEaR.
