The return of spring is great for many reasons. Here are a few:
1. My birthday kicks it off. That means strawberry cake mmmkkkkk.
2. tank top season.
3. Warm.
4. Warm.
5. Outside Dartying
6. Eno Hangouts
Now, I love when the above springtivites happen. It's kewl. It's fun. But, there's one spring thing that trumps it all: the return of da television. This spring wasn't just any TV comeback, though.
DASS RIGHT
G.O.T. IS BAK.
Tonight was the Ep 2, Season 4 and let me tell you something. It should not be called Season 4 because it is not a season. It's a straightup SASSon. Everybody is throwing shade and giving reads and poisoning kings.
And I'm loving it.
Previously on the leaderboard for sass were these two hussies. Arya and Cersei. The eye rolls, the sword stabs, and the hair flips (yes, you can still flip that boy bob) peppered the first episode.
Shade.
Shade.
Triple Shade.
Tonight's episode, though, was a different story entirely. Arya wasn't even in it so bai you've been dethroned. Cersei was just too drunk to even be considered present so she's gone too. Who does that leave to usurp the Shady Thone, you might ask?
That's right. my girl, GMA TYRELL
The name's Olenna Tyrell, but because of her dope outfit tonight she is now and forever the beloved Versace.
In past episodes I had an eye on this feisty sartorialist. Like when she did this...
...I was like "I need more"
And more I HAD on tonight's episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby J got assassinated but Versace did not even care. She sipped on her Merlot in her fine ass silk tunic and said "Bai little lion, haaaay Queen Margery". And it's not like I think she would even have changed her attitude if she was accused of being the assassin (Poor little dwarf). She is too old to care about eeeenybody. She does her, she keeps it real, and if she gets killed off I won't be able to continue.
Now if only we can get her to pose with a troupe of corgis and/or Meryl Streep...
Side note: I want to go to here. (You kno what im talkin bout Justin)
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