Finally back in ATH after a weekend full of fried-everything appetizers, bars chock full of people without knowledge of Lana Del Rey, and Margs on Margs on Margs. Where did I scamper off to this time you may askk? MiLlyVegAz or Milledgeville (if you wanna B BoRang)
Deeproots Festival was happening and the Givers were playing. Never heard of em before but I didn't hateeee it. Here's a snippit of their Funky Cosmic Tambourine-Feelin-Fine Sound:
So good to see some Milly loves. Kirste Layne you my gurl.
Although the festival was buennoo, after it was over things started to get ShAdy yalllll. There was supposed to be a key in the flowerpot outside where we were staying. Get to the house, like 50 flower pots and rugs to rummage in----NO KEY. So we were forced to fend for ourselves in the weee hours and basically this is what happened--Pat sat in dog dookie, Lauren was strangled in drunken affection by a man named Gurney (or Gurtchy or Guntry.idk idcare), and I was my nipples felt like African Blood diamonds they were so cold. Finally, we found a way in to the cottage and next thing I know I'm in a memory foam bed with magician themed sheets. #worththewait
Currently, I'm back at the stable and me and muh roomies went to the new FRESH MARKET! Free coffee samples andd s0oo friendly. Publix you betttah step up your game cuz they have cornered the market on a whole new kind of "shopping is a pleasure"
Once we got to the register, we met BIANCA the grocery goddess. Lowdown on Bianc: giggly mamasita full of sunshine and friendship, fierce minty nails, and a rapid scan speed that has got to be nationally ranked. She gave us free pumpkin salsa tastes and I hated it but that's not the point, she's awesome.
Triple Dippin Threat: Goat Cheese Crumbles, Salsa Verde, Garlic Hummus.
Papa is stuffed to da brimmm.
After the munchin it was straight to tha spiderweb decorations and minty smoooth facemasks (because who doesn't need a night to pamper themselves AmIRiiiiight?) Also, the spiderwebs each came with a CReEpY SpIdEr (Creepy voice) !
Jessie Layne, we'll work on your spiderweb spreads.
Kate Bell, you one cute lil Amazonian white-face baby.
Jajajaja aint no party like a stable party cuz a stable party dont STOP. Nighty night
"nipples felt like African Blood diamonds"
ReplyDeleteFunny....I can feel the pain....